updates!!

OHKAY.. so what does a person do to prepare for something that's just round the corner... very good.. right answer, They lose weight!

Hmmm.. So thats the first step to my preparation for going to the US, Lose the extra pounds (damn, Im still in India, Its supposed to be kilos!).
The day my exams ended, I went to check myself out in the mirror (yea rite.. It was about 2 months since I saw the stranger in the mirror). So.. well.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! who's that Fat Ass, Fat Tummy, Fat Waist.. oops, that was not my waist, That was my THIGH!!! & the worst part is that I have 2 of those!!!! They looked like i had six!!! sob sob.. maaa.. I wanna die! (gory thought.. but a fat body like that would have atleast 50 litres of blood, Im pretty sure ma must've gotten intimidated by the thought of so much cleanup, so death was definitely ruled out!) To the gym.. we screamed in unison!
Gulabo & Mummy gulabo headed to the gym.. the nearest one being at least a kilometer & a half from our abode.. (now how much is that in miles??!!). There was this really cute gym instructor, who asked to to stand on the scales (that must be the worst 1st impression ever!!).. hmmm.. 82 kilos (WHAAAAAT???). Lady, you are 2 kilos overweight.. (just say bordering obese.. I think I can handle it!), It was like some stupid ekta kapoor soap... I felt as if every line was repeating itself 4 times with a jarring background score. So.. well.. lady, I am a naturopath, I am gonna ensure that you lose those kilos, those 10 damn kilos without any medicines, or drugs, or liposuction (THAT.. was worse than anything else he said.. no liposuction.. why dont u just kill me.. ooh yea, lots of blood, forgot that!). So just loosen those purse strings & shed out 4,000 a month & well help you be normal again... haan mamma, paise niklna.. (umm think that goes without sayoing that mum was pretty wide eyed!) 4,000... I'd rather starve her.. But there is one histrionic skill that i have mastered in the past 3 years of drama practice.. PUPPY EYES.
now I had to start the next day.."MISSION GET FIT" commeneced on the 2nd of June...
watch this space!